What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2020

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2020

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

James Mduma (Guest) on July 15, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 10, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Hekima (Guest) on July 9, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Masika (Guest) on July 7, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Khalifa (Guest) on July 4, 2020

😅 I needed that!

Chum (Guest) on June 27, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 23, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 7, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Ali (Guest) on June 4, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 3, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 18, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Zubeida (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on April 18, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 13, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 25, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Masika (Guest) on March 24, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Khamis (Guest) on March 19, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 17, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mashaka (Guest) on March 4, 2020

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Maida (Guest) on January 5, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 2, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 19, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 17, 2019

🤣 Pure genius!

Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 11, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Malisa (Guest) on December 9, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Hekima (Guest) on December 5, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 5, 2019

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Halima (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 25, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Masika (Guest) on November 20, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 7, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 29, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Azima (Guest) on October 27, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Kahina (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

John Lissu (Guest) on October 16, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 6, 2019

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on October 4, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 4, 2019

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 2, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 29, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 21, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 19, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️