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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Dec 25, 2020
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 19, 2020
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Asha
Guest
Dec 15, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 2, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 20, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 15, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Baraka
Guest
Nov 5, 2020
😄 What a joke!
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 4, 2020
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Nov 2, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Asha
Guest
Oct 13, 2020
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 30, 2020
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 7, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 5, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 30, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 17, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 8, 2020
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 22, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 16, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 1, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 28, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
May 27, 2020
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 25, 2020
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 14, 2020
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 24, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 22, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 11, 2020
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 6, 2020
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 2, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 31, 2020
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 22, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 19, 2020
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 8, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 7, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Halima
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 27, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 23, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 5, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 31, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
