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What runs but never walks?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃♀️
A: A nose! 👃
Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄
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