Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 14, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Husna (Guest) on June 12, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

James Kimani (Guest) on June 11, 2021

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Rubea (Guest) on May 25, 2021

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Nahida (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Jaffar (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 17, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 4, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 28, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Salma (Guest) on March 5, 2021

😆 This one really got me!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 27, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 11, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Athumani (Guest) on February 8, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 2, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Abdillah (Guest) on January 22, 2021

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on January 20, 2021

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Charles Mrope (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Jaffar (Guest) on November 24, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 17, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 12, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Sarafina (Guest) on November 10, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Nuru (Guest) on October 30, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Makame (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 21, 2020

😅 I’m still laughing!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 21, 2020

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Halima (Guest) on October 5, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 28, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Shamim (Guest) on September 11, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rashid (Guest) on September 7, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 5, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 3, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 23, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 20, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 10, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Rahma (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 27, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 17, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Shamsa (Guest) on June 28, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 26, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Fatuma (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Zuhura (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 4, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nassar (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 9, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Ramadhan (Guest) on May 4, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 3, 2020

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 30, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Ndoto (Guest) on March 13, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!