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What has four wheels and flies?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: A garbage truck! 🚛🦟
Explanation: A garbage truck has four wheels and often attracts flies because of the trash it carries. This answer adds a touch of humor by combining the unexpected idea of flies with the utility vehicle, resulting in a fun and silly image. The truck emoji adds a playful element to the response, enhancing the overall cheerfulness.
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