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Anna Malela
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 18, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Oct 14, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 22, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 17, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Makame
Guest
Sep 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 12, 2020
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jul 28, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 1, 2020
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 25, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 19, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 17, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 15, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 10, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 4, 2020
😂 I’m dying!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jun 3, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 28, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 23, 2020
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 20, 2020
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Shukuru
Guest
May 13, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 10, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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John Kamande
Guest
May 6, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 3, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 27, 2020
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Apr 23, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 20, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 14, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Apr 13, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Binti
Guest
Mar 24, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 17, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Issack
Guest
Mar 6, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 29, 2020
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 28, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 22, 2020
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 16, 2020
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 15, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nassar
Guest
Feb 8, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 6, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 1, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 17, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 13, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 12, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 10, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 9, 2019
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 18, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
