Why do birds fly south for the winter?

John Lissu (Guest) on September 26, 2020

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 21, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Fikiri (Guest) on September 18, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 16, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 15, 2020

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 8, 2020

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 14, 2020

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Biashara (Guest) on August 13, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 13, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2020

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Makame (Guest) on August 2, 2020

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 14, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mhina (Guest) on July 12, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mashaka (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 17, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Shamsa (Guest) on June 15, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

John Mushi (Guest) on June 13, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 22, 2020

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Hassan (Guest) on May 22, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Muslima (Guest) on May 19, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Amani (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Maimuna (Guest) on May 11, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 2, 2020

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Sumaya (Guest) on April 29, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 28, 2020

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Jamila (Guest) on April 22, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Hassan (Guest) on April 11, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 8, 2020

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sofia (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on March 27, 2020

😄 Nailed it!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 23, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Maimuna (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Shabani (Guest) on March 2, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 28, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 25, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Ahmed (Guest) on February 6, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 5, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 28, 2020

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 19, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Tabu (Guest) on January 3, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jamila (Guest) on January 2, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on January 1, 2020

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 16, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2019

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 6, 2019

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Amir (Guest) on November 28, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 22, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 17, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️