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What did one eye say to the other?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"

Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ

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