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Moses Mwita
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Jan 15, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Wilson Ombati
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Jan 9, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 28, 2019
π€£ This oneβs fire!
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 19, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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John Kamande
Guest
Dec 14, 2019
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 4, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 3, 2019
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 19, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Ali
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Nov 9, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 5, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 26, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. π‘π΄
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 25, 2019
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Iβm still laughing!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Oct 11, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 7, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 30, 2019
Why donβt koalas make great detectives? Theyβre terrible at following koal-ifications! π¨π΅οΈββοΈ
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Masika
Guest
Sep 27, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 21, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
π This just made my day!
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 9, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Salma
Guest
Sep 2, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. β‘π΄
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Leila
Guest
Aug 24, 2019
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 22, 2019
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 20, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 17, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 30, 2019
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 24, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
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Maida
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 17, 2019
π You got me!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
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Iβm still cracking up!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 2, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
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Hashim
Guest
May 17, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
May 12, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 8, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Sarafina
Guest
May 2, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 1, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 1, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
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I needed that laugh!
