A wall's favorite place to meet his friends is at a "corner"! π€π§±
Explanation: Walls love hanging out at corners because that's where they get to show off their sturdy sides and showcase their fantastic shapes! Just imagine, a wall throwing a party at a corner, everybody would be "wall"ing in with excitement! It's like the ultimate gathering spot for all the coolest walls in town. So, if you ever want to meet a wall and have a blast, head straight to the corner! πποΈ
Rukia (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 13, 2019
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on September 12, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Habiba (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Mchawi (Guest) on August 27, 2019
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 10, 2019
I donβt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iβm just glad itβs not a shot glass. π₯πΉ
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 10, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 7, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Shamsa (Guest) on August 2, 2019
π Mood instantly lifted!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 23, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2019
π Still cracking up!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2019
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Shukuru (Guest) on July 9, 2019
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Nahida (Guest) on June 24, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Fikiri (Guest) on June 19, 2019
π Sharing right away!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 16, 2019
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on June 10, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Furaha (Guest) on May 27, 2019
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 5, 2019
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π ποΈ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Chiku (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Yahya (Guest) on March 20, 2019
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 20, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 17, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 8, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 28, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Zainab (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 17, 2019
I thought growing old would take longer. ππ΅
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 9, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Neema (Guest) on February 6, 2019
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 4, 2019
π Perfect joke!
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 1, 2019
π This just made my day!
Maneno (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 19, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Tambwe (Guest) on January 18, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
John Kamande (Guest) on January 14, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 12, 2019
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Fadhila (Guest) on January 8, 2019
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 8, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 7, 2019
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
Abubakari (Guest) on December 28, 2018
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Sharifa (Guest) on December 27, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 20, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Rabia (Guest) on December 11, 2018
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 11, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§