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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 21, 2020
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Majid
Guest
Mar 20, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Mar 18, 2020
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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Fatuma
Guest
Mar 15, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 13, 2020
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 19, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 22, 2020
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 6, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 5, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Abdullah
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Asha
Guest
Dec 27, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 26, 2019
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Mwajabu
Guest
Dec 17, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Husna
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 15, 2019
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Wande
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
π That punchline!
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Aziza
Guest
Nov 22, 2019
π Gotta save this!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 6, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 29, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
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James Malima
Guest
Oct 13, 2019
π This is gold!
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Azima
Guest
Oct 2, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 28, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 26, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 24, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 19, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 16, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Sep 1, 2019
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! π
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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David Chacha
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 9, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 2, 2019
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 1, 2019
π Added to my favorites!
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 15, 2019
π Pure comedy gold!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 15, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Amir
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Baraka
Guest
May 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Raha
Guest
May 24, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!
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Salima
Guest
May 6, 2019
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. π΄π€
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 10, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
