Short Answer: Because it had a head start! πββοΈπ₯¬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 5, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 26, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
Zainab (Guest) on December 25, 2019
π Best laugh of the day!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 20, 2019
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Jaffar (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Jafari (Guest) on November 25, 2019
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 18, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
David Chacha (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 7, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Shamim (Guest) on November 2, 2019
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 24, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
Amani (Guest) on October 24, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 22, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 20, 2019
π I canβt stop laughing!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2019
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Whatβs a snakeβs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ππ
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 12, 2019
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Selemani (Guest) on October 7, 2019
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 4, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
Jabir (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 28, 2019
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Husna (Guest) on September 28, 2019
π This is pure brilliance!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 21, 2019
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Shani (Guest) on September 18, 2019
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 14, 2019
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Rahim (Guest) on September 13, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on September 7, 2019
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 3, 2019
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Nashon (Guest) on September 2, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 18, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Tabu (Guest) on August 13, 2019
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 31, 2019
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2019
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
James Kimani (Guest) on July 6, 2019
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 1, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 18, 2019
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Habiba (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
Jafari (Guest) on June 17, 2019
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 14, 2019
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Irene Makena (Guest) on June 2, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Omari (Guest) on June 1, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 15, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. π₯Άπ°
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 11, 2019
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! π‘π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 9, 2019
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Hashim (Guest) on May 1, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Biashara (Guest) on April 29, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 29, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
Baridi (Guest) on April 26, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ