Get Your Giggle On: 10 Jokes to Brighten Any Moment
Life can sometimes feel like a never-ending series of serious moments, but don't fret! Laughter is the best medicine, they say, and it's time to unleash your inner comedian. Whether you're feeling blue or just need a quick pick-me-up, these ten jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and turn any frown upside down. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild ride of hilarity!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts! Plus, they're always a little too "bonely."
What did the grape say to the elephant?
"Nothing," because grapes can't talk! But the elephant replied, "That's a bunch of sour grapes!"
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! His fellow scarecrows were straw-struck by his talent.
How do you organize a space party?
You "planet" in advance! And don't forget to serve some "jupiter juice" for the aliens.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! It couldn't "ketchup" with its emotions.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired! It just needed a little support, like the rest of us.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh! Because, hey, who needs eyes when you can swim freely, right?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left! They couldn't handle the "heat" of passion for their team anymore.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! We may be made of atoms, but they definitely know how to play tricks on us.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman! This frosty fellow knows how to work it out in the cold.
Remember, folks, laughter is contagious, so spread the joy! Share these jokes with your friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You never know whose day you might brighten. Life is too short to take seriously all the time, so take a moment to indulge in the absurd and let your laughter echo throughout the world. As Charlie Chaplin once said, "A day without laughter is a day wasted." So, go ahead, get your giggle on!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 14, 2018
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Mustafa (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Salima (Guest) on September 21, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Chiku (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 15, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
George Tenga (Guest) on September 7, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Zakaria (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Husna (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 28, 2018
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Baridi (Guest) on August 25, 2018
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 17, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 14, 2018
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 10, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Sarafina (Guest) on August 9, 2018
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 2, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Juma (Guest) on July 29, 2018
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
John Malisa (Guest) on July 28, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2018
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 21, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Chiku (Guest) on July 9, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 2, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 29, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Mwanais (Guest) on June 27, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 17, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 15, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 7, 2018
😁 This made my day!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 27, 2018
😅 I needed that laugh!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 24, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Habiba (Guest) on May 20, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Nassor (Guest) on May 19, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 10, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
David Chacha (Guest) on May 8, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Bakari (Guest) on May 7, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 5, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 4, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 26, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on April 19, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 17, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Rubea (Guest) on April 15, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 24, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Kiza (Guest) on March 17, 2018
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 13, 2018
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Nuru (Guest) on March 8, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 3, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 28, 2018
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 24, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 20, 2018
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Rabia (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 8, 2018
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 6, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 5, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Zakaria (Guest) on February 2, 2018
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 19, 2018
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kheri (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆