What did the hamburger name her daughter?

Husna (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nchi (Guest) on November 1, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Maimuna (Guest) on October 25, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 25, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Shabani (Guest) on October 19, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 14, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Rashid (Guest) on October 5, 2018

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 25, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 16, 2018

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Abubakari (Guest) on September 13, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on August 14, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 5, 2018

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 5, 2018

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mariam (Guest) on July 29, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Sultan (Guest) on July 25, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 25, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 24, 2018

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 17, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jabir (Guest) on June 29, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Nuru (Guest) on June 24, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 16, 2018

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mhina (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 26, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 14, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 4, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Raha (Guest) on March 29, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Hamida (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 22, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Juma (Guest) on March 7, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Josephine (Guest) on March 3, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Zakia (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 16, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 11, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 1, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 29, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

James Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Chum (Guest) on January 25, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Yusuf (Guest) on January 23, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Yusra (Guest) on January 10, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 9, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwanais (Guest) on January 5, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Tabu (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mariam (Guest) on December 23, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Shamim (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 9, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 8, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Irene Makena (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 27, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Sarafina (Guest) on November 24, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖