What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 9, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on January 9, 2019

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Baraka (Guest) on January 7, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Yusuf (Guest) on January 5, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 27, 2018

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 28, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 16, 2018

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jabir (Guest) on November 12, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 11, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 3, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 21, 2018

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 15, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Raha (Guest) on October 7, 2018

😄 Too good!

James Kimani (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nyota (Guest) on October 3, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 28, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 22, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Ndoto (Guest) on September 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mjaka (Guest) on September 19, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Mwagonda (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Yusuf (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Athumani (Guest) on August 22, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Shamim (Guest) on August 13, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sarafina (Guest) on August 12, 2018

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Zakia (Guest) on August 6, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Majid (Guest) on August 3, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Jamal (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 18, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 3, 2018

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 22, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

David Chacha (Guest) on June 9, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 8, 2018

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 5, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on May 30, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 13, 2018

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 4, 2018

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Fikiri (Guest) on May 2, 2018

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Salima (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on April 27, 2018

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 22, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Issa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 3, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Zakaria (Guest) on March 3, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Juma (Guest) on February 28, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Hassan (Guest) on February 22, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 7, 2018

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️