Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 6, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 10, 2019

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Khamis (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Rubea (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2019

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on January 25, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 22, 2019

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 16, 2019

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 7, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 7, 2019

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Sekela (Guest) on December 22, 2018

😁 This just made my day!

Mazrui (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 16, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Nuru (Guest) on December 16, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 13, 2018

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Shamsa (Guest) on December 11, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 5, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

James Mduma (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Salma (Guest) on November 20, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Habiba (Guest) on November 18, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Bahati (Guest) on November 14, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zainab (Guest) on October 17, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 10, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 5, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 2, 2018

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 19, 2018

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

John Lissu (Guest) on August 8, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 2, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 16, 2018

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nassor (Guest) on July 12, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Rahma (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 2, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Yahya (Guest) on May 16, 2018

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 8, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 5, 2018

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

James Mduma (Guest) on April 23, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jaffar (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Yahya (Guest) on April 6, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nasra (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 7, 2018

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Wande (Guest) on February 28, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Rehema (Guest) on February 16, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 3, 2018

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 30, 2018

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦