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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jan 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 19, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 12, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 11, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Halima
Guest
Dec 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 3, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Khalifa
Guest
Nov 22, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Binti
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Neema
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
🤣 Pure genius!
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 10, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Asha
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
😆 Saving this one!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 6, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Salum
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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John Mwangi
Guest
Aug 1, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 31, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 23, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 15, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 8, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 29, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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John Malisa
Guest
May 29, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 21, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 19, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Warda
Guest
May 16, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Issa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 14, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 10, 2018
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 18, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Mar 15, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
