Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

John Lissu (Guest) on October 16, 2018

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 15, 2018

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Fikiri (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Kheri (Guest) on October 11, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

James Mduma (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 9, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Hawa (Guest) on October 9, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Baridi (Guest) on September 20, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hekima (Guest) on September 3, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Daudi (Guest) on August 27, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Abdillah (Guest) on August 19, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 12, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Zakia (Guest) on August 6, 2018

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on July 25, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Makame (Guest) on July 21, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nasra (Guest) on July 13, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

David Nyerere (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 3, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 1, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 19, 2018

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 7, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Furaha (Guest) on June 6, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Sekela (Guest) on June 1, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 30, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on May 27, 2018

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 24, 2018

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Salum (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Sekela (Guest) on May 12, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 8, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 5, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 3, 2018

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 8, 2018

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 4, 2018

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Shabani (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 21, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Masika (Guest) on March 16, 2018

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rubea (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 9, 2018

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 15, 2018

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Irene Akoth (Guest) on February 12, 2018

🤣 This joke is too good!

Muslima (Guest) on February 6, 2018

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Zulekha (Guest) on February 5, 2018

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Tambwe (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 25, 2018

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸