Why did the chicken go to jail?

Mwachumu (Guest) on November 27, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 24, 2018

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Ahmed (Guest) on November 24, 2018

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Chiku (Guest) on November 24, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Sharifa (Guest) on November 4, 2018

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Ann Awino (Guest) on October 22, 2018

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Salma (Guest) on October 15, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 11, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 3, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 15, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2018

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on August 10, 2018

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 8, 2018

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Shabani (Guest) on July 29, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 29, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on July 19, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 15, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 6, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 2, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 30, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on June 15, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 15, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on June 7, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Mustafa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Halimah (Guest) on May 25, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 24, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Hassan (Guest) on April 7, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 7, 2018

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ahmed (Guest) on April 6, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Tambwe (Guest) on April 6, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 5, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2018

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Abdullah (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Hekima (Guest) on March 15, 2018

😅 I’m still laughing!

Sumaya (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 19, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 29, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 25, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 20, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Habiba (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 14, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2018

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Abubakari (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 26, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 18, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 27, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Rashid (Guest) on November 17, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Safiya (Guest) on November 9, 2017

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩