John Mushi (Guest) on February 28, 2019

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Nashon (Guest) on February 27, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on February 23, 2019

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Shani (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 5, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 5, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Zainab (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 31, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mgeni (Guest) on January 21, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Chum (Guest) on January 20, 2019

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Raha (Guest) on January 17, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 17, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 15, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Fadhila (Guest) on January 7, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Majid (Guest) on January 6, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

James Mduma (Guest) on January 3, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 28, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

John Malisa (Guest) on December 27, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Fadhili (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 16, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 16, 2018

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Sultan (Guest) on December 7, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rehema (Guest) on November 14, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 9, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 17, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 14, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

David Chacha (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2018

🤣 This one got me good!

Mohamed (Guest) on September 26, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 16, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 2, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 2, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Safiya (Guest) on August 15, 2018

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 11, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 9, 2018

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 4, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 24, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Abubakari (Guest) on July 20, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 13, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Josephine (Guest) on July 12, 2018

🤣 Sending this now!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on June 18, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Shani (Guest) on June 17, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 16, 2018

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Bahati (Guest) on June 6, 2018

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 26, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rahim (Guest) on May 16, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mchuma (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Maneno (Guest) on April 24, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Tabu (Guest) on April 13, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Sarafina (Guest) on March 26, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁