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John Mushi
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Feb 28, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 27, 2019
😁 This made my day!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 23, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Shani
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 5, 2019
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 4, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mgeni
Guest
Jan 21, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Chum
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Raha
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Majid
Guest
Jan 6, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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John Malisa
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 21, 2018
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Sultan
Guest
Dec 7, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 14, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Oct 30, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Chacha
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 26, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 16, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 15, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 11, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 19, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 13, 2018
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Josephine
Guest
Jul 12, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Shani
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 6, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 26, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 25, 2018
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rahim
Guest
May 16, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mchuma
Guest
May 5, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 1, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
😂 This is too funny!
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
