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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 10, 2019
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Safiya
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 14, 2019
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Salima
Guest
Feb 8, 2019
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mhina
Guest
Jan 30, 2019
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 22, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Saidi
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 10, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 9, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 4, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 2, 2018
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 31, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 23, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Bahati
Guest
Oct 19, 2018
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 13, 2018
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 30, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Salma
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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George Mallya
Guest
Aug 27, 2018
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 26, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 16, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 14, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 30, 2018
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
😂 So funny!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 2, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 17, 2018
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
May 11, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Shamsa
Guest
May 4, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 4, 2018
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Rahim
Guest
Apr 19, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
😁 This just made my day!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 2, 2018
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
