What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 28, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mazrui (Guest) on January 22, 2018

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2018

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 4, 2018

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 21, 2017

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Zulekha (Guest) on November 24, 2017

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 16, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 15, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 12, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Jafari (Guest) on October 31, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Neema (Guest) on October 30, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 26, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 24, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 12, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 7, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 30, 2017

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on September 25, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Abdillah (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 22, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 3, 2017

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 3, 2017

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 6, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 1, 2017

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 22, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Kiza (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 16, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

James Mduma (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

James Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2017

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2017

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Saidi (Guest) on June 25, 2017

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Makame (Guest) on June 24, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Masika (Guest) on June 11, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Rehema (Guest) on June 8, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 6, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 24, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Maimuna (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 12, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 2, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Aziza (Guest) on April 24, 2017

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Fadhila (Guest) on April 21, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Zawadi (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 19, 2017

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mustafa (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Habiba (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 9, 2017

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Nassar (Guest) on March 7, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 3, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 2, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞