Shukuru (Guest) on December 15, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Abubakar (Guest) on December 15, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Shabani (Guest) on December 11, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Hashim (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Jamal (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Jabir (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2017

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nahida (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

John Kamande (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Jaffar (Guest) on October 20, 2017

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 18, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Shamim (Guest) on September 28, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 23, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Maimuna (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Abdillah (Guest) on September 18, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on August 28, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 24, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on August 14, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Selemani (Guest) on August 14, 2017

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

David Ochieng (Guest) on August 7, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 3, 2017

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

George Mallya (Guest) on July 30, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Salum (Guest) on July 24, 2017

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2017

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 7, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Binti (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 4, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2017

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 9, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Maida (Guest) on May 29, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on May 28, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Nuru (Guest) on May 27, 2017

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Furaha (Guest) on May 20, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2017

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Makame (Guest) on May 14, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 13, 2017

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Bakari (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Abubakar (Guest) on May 7, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 24, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on April 14, 2017

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 7, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nassar (Guest) on March 28, 2017

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Issa (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 4, 2017

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Yusra (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Alice Jebet (Guest) on February 14, 2017

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂