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Shamsa
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Jan 29, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jan 27, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Habiba
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Jan 24, 2018
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Jan 11, 2018
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 7, 2018
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jan 7, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Margaret Anyango
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Jan 7, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Warda
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Dec 30, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 25, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Rahma
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Dec 21, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Alice Jebet
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Dec 16, 2017
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Thomas Mtaki
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Nov 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Betty Kimaro
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Oct 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Ibrahim
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Oct 22, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Juma
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mwakisu
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Leila
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mary Kendi
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Sep 2, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Kijakazi
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Aug 13, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Nyota
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Jul 29, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 18, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 28, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 11, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Victor Sokoine
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May 3, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 2, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 17, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Leila
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Victor Malima
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Mar 28, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Mar 25, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Peter Mwambui
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Mar 16, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mjaka
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Mar 14, 2017
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Omari
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Feb 15, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Neema
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
😄 Too good!
