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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 7, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Maimuna
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Bakari
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Abubakar
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Amir
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Fikiri
Guest
May 18, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Daudi
Guest
May 16, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
May 14, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Kheri
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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George Tenga
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
