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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Kassim
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 24, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 23, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Chum
Guest
Jan 19, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Fatuma
Guest
Dec 23, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 24, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 29, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Sep 1, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Wande
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Makame
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 2, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jul 29, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nchi
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Amina
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 20, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 19, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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George Tenga
Guest
May 11, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
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Rubea
Guest
May 7, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Rashid
Guest
May 7, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mustafa
Guest
May 6, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shabani
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Amir
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mzee
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
