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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 15, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Yahya
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Nov 15, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 11, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 26, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Oct 14, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Sep 11, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Omari
Guest
Jul 19, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Masika
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 16, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakari
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 21, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Tambwe
Guest
May 19, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 13, 2017
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Bahati
Guest
May 6, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Zuhura
Guest
May 3, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 1, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 24, 2017
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Farida
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Azima
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Halima
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Halima
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
