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Yusuf
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Mar 4, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Anna Kibwana
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Feb 25, 2018
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Kijakazi
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Feb 24, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Rose Lowassa
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Feb 16, 2018
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 15, 2018
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Majid
Guest
Feb 10, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mary Mrope
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Jan 25, 2018
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Samuel Omondi
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Dec 13, 2017
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Tambwe
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Dec 13, 2017
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 12, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Nov 9, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 2, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 21, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Warda
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 6, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 30, 2017
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Majid
Guest
Sep 26, 2017
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Khatib
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Salma
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Sep 7, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 6, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Leila
Guest
Jul 11, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Asha
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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John Lissu
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Jul 9, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 30, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Juma
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Farida
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 24, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 24, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Shabani
Guest
May 15, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hekima
Guest
May 13, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 12, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Masika
Guest
May 6, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 5, 2017
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Latifa
Guest
May 2, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
