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Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: She wanted to make up her mind! ๐๐ง
Explanation: The girl decided to put lipstick on her head because she thought it would help her make a decision. Lipstick is often associated with enhancing beauty, and in this case, she thought it would enhance her thinking abilities too! Although it may seem silly, sometimes we come up with funny ideas to solve our problems. So, next time you're stuck, maybe try putting lipstick on your head... or maybe not! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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