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Hekima
Guest
Oct 3, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Salum
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Amani
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 24, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Amir
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 28, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
May 21, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Kazija
Guest
May 15, 2016
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 3, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 2, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Nchi
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 10, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 21, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 26, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Makame
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Zakia
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Mhina
Guest
Dec 18, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
