Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 9, 2017
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Rashid (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Rehema (Guest) on January 30, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 28, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Ali (Guest) on January 27, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 15, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Sharifa (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 28, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 24, 2016
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Shabani (Guest) on December 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Hassan (Guest) on December 6, 2016
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on November 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Chum (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Zuhura (Guest) on November 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
David Musyoka (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on November 14, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Raha (Guest) on November 6, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 26, 2016
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 24, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Tabu (Guest) on October 14, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 28, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on September 23, 2016
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
John Kamande (Guest) on September 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 20, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Hamida (Guest) on August 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Issa (Guest) on August 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Faiza (Guest) on July 22, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 21, 2016
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
John Mwangi (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 8, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Abdillah (Guest) on June 1, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 29, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on May 5, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 29, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Latifa (Guest) on April 28, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 20, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2016
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Aziza (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
Hassan (Guest) on April 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 24, 2016
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Zuhura (Guest) on March 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 25, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Abdillah (Guest) on January 28, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช