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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Farida
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ann Awino
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Maida
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Khamis
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 26, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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John Kamande
Guest
May 23, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 19, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mchuma
Guest
May 17, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 16, 2016
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Husna
Guest
May 5, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
May 3, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Jaffar
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
