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Kheri
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Amina
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
😂 So funny!
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Azima
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Baraka
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Sofia
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 17, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Nasra
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
😆 That punchline!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Raha
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nasra
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Sharifa
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Azima
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mhina
Guest
May 30, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Jamal
Guest
May 9, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Nassor
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Salum
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
