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Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: The witch had to go to the Broom Correction Center! 🧹😂

Explanation: When the witch misbehaved, she had to face the consequences and visit the Broom Correction Center. This whimsical place was designed specifically for witches who needed a little reminder to behave themselves. With brooms lined up for correction and mischievous spells being replaced with good deeds, it was a hilarious way to keep witches in line and ensure they used their magic for positive purposes. So, if the witch was up to no good, off she went to the Broom Correction Center to set things straight! 🪄✨

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Ibrahim (Guest) on March 25, 2017

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

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😆 I’m dying over here!

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😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on February 18, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Leila (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 30, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

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I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Khatib (Guest) on January 21, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 20, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Yahya (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Hawa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mohamed (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Habiba (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Zubeida (Guest) on December 12, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Bahati (Guest) on November 26, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 2, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

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I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

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What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

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I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

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😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

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I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 18, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 13, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 29, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Hashim (Guest) on June 5, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

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Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

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😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

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🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

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Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

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😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

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You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

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I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

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