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Maida
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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David Kawawa
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Omari
Guest
Dec 29, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Leila
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Rahma
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Zuhura
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rahma
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Hawa
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Abubakari
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
😄 You got me!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Zulekha
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 26, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Tabu
Guest
May 25, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 19, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Zubeida
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Zuhura
Guest
May 14, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Rashid
Guest
May 11, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 1, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
