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Zakaria
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Feb 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Zubeida
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mtumwa
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mhina
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Neema
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Maimuna
Guest
May 30, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 29, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Habiba
Guest
May 23, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Salima
Guest
May 20, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Husna
Guest
May 13, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 8, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 26, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Halimah
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Leila
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Maida
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
