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Raha
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Dec 28, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Mercy Atieno
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Dec 27, 2016
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
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Edith Cherotich
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Dec 23, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 14, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Shani
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Omar
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
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Juma
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
๐ Too good!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
๐ You got me!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 10, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Chum
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 26, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 15, 2016
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
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Warda
Guest
May 12, 2016
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 12, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 10, 2016
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 4, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Ann Awino
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
๐ Still cracking up!
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Baridi
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 12, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 25, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
๐ Nailed it!
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Neema
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 3, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
