Short Answer: Because they were "boo"sy doing ghostly things! π»
Explanation: The ghost couldn't see his parents because they were so busy being spooky and doing ghostly activities. They were probably busy scaring people or floating through walls, leaving the poor little ghost all alone. But hey, at least they were having a hauntingly good time! ππ»
Victor Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 2, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 26, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Saidi (Guest) on February 3, 2017
π€£ This one got me good!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2017
π€£ Pure genius!
Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2017
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2017
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Hawa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 9, 2017
π This just made my day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Nashon (Guest) on January 5, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. β‘π
Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Makame (Guest) on December 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Majid (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Sarafina (Guest) on December 13, 2016
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2016
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
Kassim (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Tabu (Guest) on October 19, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 4, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Binti (Guest) on September 24, 2016
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 24, 2016
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
Halima (Guest) on August 23, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Ali (Guest) on August 12, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! π
Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Athumani (Guest) on August 6, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 27, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 22, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Yusra (Guest) on July 10, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 25, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 23, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
Nassar (Guest) on June 18, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 2, 2016
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2016
π You totally won the internet today!
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 18, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Masika (Guest) on May 14, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
Mwalimu (Guest) on May 14, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2016
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2016
π Saving this one!
Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! π