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Thomas Mtaki
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Jan 12, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Rahma
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Leila
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 13, 2015
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 16, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 5, 2015
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 29, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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James Mduma
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Sep 28, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 9, 2015
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Amir
Guest
Aug 30, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 25, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 19, 2015
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Leila
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
May 31, 2015
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 30, 2015
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 22, 2015
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Masika
Guest
May 13, 2015
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 8, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 19, 2015
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 16, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 27, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
