What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 24, 2023

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

David Chacha (Guest) on September 7, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 6, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 26, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Sharifa (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Neema (Guest) on August 21, 2023

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Salima (Guest) on August 20, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Grace Minja (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 10, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 7, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 26, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 23, 2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Amina (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Chiku (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Latifa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 3, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Fadhili (Guest) on June 29, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Bakari (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

James Mduma (Guest) on June 15, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 29, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Shamim (Guest) on May 13, 2023

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 3, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 1, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nyota (Guest) on April 30, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on April 26, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sultan (Guest) on March 24, 2023

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Wande (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Rashid (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Shamsa (Guest) on February 19, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Warda (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Fadhili (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on December 25, 2022

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

John Malisa (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 7, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 18, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Kassim (Guest) on November 13, 2022

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Nassor (Guest) on November 13, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2022

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Sharifa (Guest) on October 28, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2022

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Latifa (Guest) on October 21, 2022

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴