Which is faster, heat or cold?

Jamal (Guest) on November 18, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 17, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 13, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Issack (Guest) on November 12, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mwagonda (Guest) on November 9, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 6, 2023

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 27, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 26, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

George Mallya (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 20, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 10, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Mariam (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Biashara (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 20, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 19, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Abdillah (Guest) on August 6, 2023

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Selemani (Guest) on August 3, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rashid (Guest) on July 5, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Zakia (Guest) on July 2, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 2, 2023

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Nasra (Guest) on June 24, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 23, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 23, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Zakaria (Guest) on June 22, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Farida (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 5, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Sharifa (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on June 2, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Shabani (Guest) on May 27, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 24, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Azima (Guest) on May 22, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 18, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Nassor (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Mwanais (Guest) on April 29, 2023

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mazrui (Guest) on April 22, 2023

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Salma (Guest) on April 22, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 18, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 3, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

David Chacha (Guest) on March 25, 2023

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 16, 2023

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on February 20, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 14, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 10, 2023

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 9, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Leila (Guest) on February 4, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Habiba (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔