What do birds do on Halloween?

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Zakaria (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Habiba (Guest) on July 12, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 4, 2022

😄 Perfect joke!

Husna (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 30, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 29, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Jafari (Guest) on June 24, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zawadi (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 13, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Ali (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 31, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 14, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Baridi (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 3, 2022

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 2, 2022

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 20, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 7, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 11, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Baraka (Guest) on February 18, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Raha (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 10, 2022

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Issa (Guest) on February 9, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 28, 2022

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 21, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 18, 2022

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Mhina (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Fikiri (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 6, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Masika (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Leila (Guest) on December 27, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 15, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

George Tenga (Guest) on December 5, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mjaka (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 27, 2021

😄 You got me!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 24, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Binti (Guest) on November 24, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Mhina (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2021

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 29, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Maimuna (Guest) on October 27, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Nuru (Guest) on October 27, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 18, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Hashim (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 2, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 30, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 29, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨