What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 9, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Amani
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rukia
Guest
May 25, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jamal
Guest
May 25, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Mashaka
Guest
May 25, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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David Nyerere
Guest
May 18, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
May 17, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 7, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Khalifa
Guest
May 6, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Baridi
Guest
May 6, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 3, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Masika
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Salum
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Leila
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 1, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Salum
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Warda
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Chum
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Nassar
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 25, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
