What’s black and white over and over again?

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 27, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 25, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Zuhura (Guest) on May 6, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Salma (Guest) on April 27, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Faiza (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Zuhura (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 19, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Jaffar (Guest) on April 11, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mwanais (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Chum (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Masika (Guest) on March 25, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Neema (Guest) on March 10, 2022

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 8, 2022

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 7, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Nassor (Guest) on February 15, 2022

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 13, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 31, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Kassim (Guest) on January 27, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Chris Okello (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Amina (Guest) on January 14, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 12, 2022

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 9, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2021

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 12, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Jamal (Guest) on December 6, 2021

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Sumaya (Guest) on November 20, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Aziza (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Kazija (Guest) on November 6, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Maimuna (Guest) on October 26, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 15, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 12, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

John Mushi (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Khamis (Guest) on September 27, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Nashon (Guest) on September 24, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 17, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 6, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rahim (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Halima (Guest) on August 7, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Sharifa (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Shukuru (Guest) on July 24, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Tambwe (Guest) on July 14, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Binti (Guest) on June 20, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 16, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 22, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 16, 2021

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 9, 2021

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 30, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nyota (Guest) on April 23, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 23, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!