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Rose Amukowa
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Oct 9, 2021
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Arifa
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Rehema
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 14, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Farida
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 6, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Asha
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 10, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Yusuf
Guest
Aug 6, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Juma
Guest
Jul 30, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
😄 What a joke!
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 10, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 1, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 29, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
😁 This is gold!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
May 28, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 4, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Omari
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Apr 12, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 25, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 23, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Zakaria
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 21, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Dec 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
