What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Hekima (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Mohamed (Guest) on September 29, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Arifa (Guest) on September 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Rehema (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Saidi (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Farida (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 6, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Asha (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on August 18, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Yusuf (Guest) on August 6, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Juma (Guest) on July 30, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 29, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 26, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Mzee (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

David Chacha (Guest) on July 10, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 1, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Furaha (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 24, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 21, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Umi (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Omari (Guest) on April 27, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Sofia (Guest) on April 16, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on April 15, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 12, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on April 8, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 30, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mary Mrope (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Jafari (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Jamal (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 4, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 1, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 23, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Zulekha (Guest) on February 15, 2021

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Yusuf (Guest) on February 7, 2021

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Zakaria (Guest) on January 28, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Rashid (Guest) on January 21, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 15, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Irene Makena (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mgeni (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆