Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 22, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 7, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 6, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 31, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 28, 2022

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Habiba (Guest) on January 15, 2022

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 14, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Zakia (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Nuru (Guest) on December 22, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Binti (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 21, 2021

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Halimah (Guest) on December 20, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 19, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Mwanais (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 29, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Tambwe (Guest) on October 27, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 16, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 4, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on September 30, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Aziza (Guest) on September 13, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 5, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Rahim (Guest) on September 3, 2021

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Faiza (Guest) on August 25, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 13, 2021

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Zubeida (Guest) on August 12, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hamida (Guest) on August 10, 2021

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

John Mushi (Guest) on July 30, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

George Mallya (Guest) on July 28, 2021

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 16, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Sharifa (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 29, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Masika (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Yusuf (Guest) on May 31, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 23, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ali (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Shani (Guest) on April 30, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Nassor (Guest) on April 28, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Shabani (Guest) on April 27, 2021

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Farida (Guest) on April 25, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 21, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 3, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 26, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!