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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

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Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐Ÿ€


Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘š

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Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐Ÿชฐ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Mjaka (Guest) on February 2, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 27, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Halima (Guest) on January 26, 2022

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Nashon (Guest) on January 26, 2022

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Khadija (Guest) on January 26, 2022

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Salma (Guest) on January 25, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Dear math, Iโ€™m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿคฏ

David Ochieng (Guest) on January 16, 2022

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด

Sumaya (Guest) on January 7, 2022

Iโ€™m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost two days. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 13, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Aziza (Guest) on December 9, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!

Baridi (Guest) on December 7, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 5, 2021

I donโ€™t care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโ€™m just glad itโ€™s not a shot glass. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿน

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 2, 2021

Whatโ€™s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐Ÿช‚๐ŸŒ

Hassan (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Mhina (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I donโ€™t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ

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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ

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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Husna (Guest) on November 13, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

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If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 19, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–๏ธ

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I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on October 2, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Whatโ€™s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿข

Ndoto (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 28, 2021

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 24, 2021

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโ€™re innocent.' ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜…

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2021

Why canโ€™t you trust stairs? Because theyโ€™re always up to something! ๐Ÿ›—๐Ÿค”

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜

Mwanais (Guest) on September 18, 2021

I donโ€™t procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Saidi (Guest) on August 15, 2021

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Shabani (Guest) on July 22, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!

Warda (Guest) on June 28, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

George Ndungu (Guest) on June 25, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

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I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†

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James Kimani (Guest) on May 4, 2021

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”

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Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฆ˜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 20, 2021

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ

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My life feels like a test I didnโ€™t study for. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฏ

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Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’”

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I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Why donโ€™t you write with a broken pencil? Because itโ€™s pointless! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Maneno (Guest) on March 2, 2021

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I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ

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