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Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! ๐
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ๐๐
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