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Josephine Nekesa
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Feb 2, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Mjaka
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Feb 2, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Lydia Wanyama
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Jan 27, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Halima
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Nashon
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Jan 26, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Salma
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jan 23, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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David Ochieng
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Jan 16, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 13, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 7, 2021
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mhina
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Husna
Guest
Nov 13, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Oct 2, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 23, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 18, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 15, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Warda
Guest
Jun 28, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jun 15, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 15, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
May 10, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Fadhila
Guest
May 6, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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James Kimani
Guest
May 4, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 20, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Abubakari
Guest
Apr 10, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 30, 2021
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 27, 2021
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Khatib
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Nancy Kabura
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Mar 11, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 4, 2021
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Maneno
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Mar 2, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 1, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
