How do you catch an unusual rabbit?

Victor Kimario (Guest) on December 17, 2020

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 13, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rukia (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 5, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 1, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Kijakazi (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Abdillah (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 13, 2020

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Maneno (Guest) on September 30, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Amir (Guest) on September 24, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

George Mallya (Guest) on September 22, 2020

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 21, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Aziza (Guest) on September 10, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Mchuma (Guest) on September 7, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 7, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 7, 2020

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 25, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Selemani (Guest) on August 21, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Nassar (Guest) on August 13, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 8, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mgeni (Guest) on August 7, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Grace Minja (Guest) on July 29, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Omari (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 25, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 21, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nassar (Guest) on July 19, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Sharifa (Guest) on July 18, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 17, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 13, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 5, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 4, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 24, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Josephine (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Mwachumu (Guest) on June 22, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Zawadi (Guest) on June 20, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Farida (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 29, 2020

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on May 15, 2020

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Nchi (Guest) on May 3, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

James Malima (Guest) on April 23, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Sarafina (Guest) on April 13, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Frank Macha (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 5, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Maida (Guest) on March 23, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 18, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Salum (Guest) on March 8, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 5, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 3, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 26, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 14, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 13, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 31, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔