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Maimuna
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Oct 13, 2020
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Miriam Mchome
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Oct 12, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Nancy Akumu
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Oct 7, 2020
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 4, 2020
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 27, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rahim
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Sep 25, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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David Nyerere
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Sep 22, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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James Malima
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Sep 10, 2020
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 7, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mary Njeri
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Sep 6, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Patrick Kidata
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Sep 5, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Mwachumu
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Sep 1, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mwalimu
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Aug 31, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Khatib
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Aug 27, 2020
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 19, 2020
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Rabia
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 11, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 1, 2020
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Hekima
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Jul 29, 2020
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jul 28, 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 28, 2020
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Chris Okello
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Jul 26, 2020
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 24, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 14, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 12, 2020
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 11, 2020
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 9, 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Husna
Guest
Jun 8, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 5, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 13, 2020
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 12, 2020
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
May 9, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Azima
Guest
May 6, 2020
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Stephen Mushi
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Apr 27, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Wande
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Apr 16, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 8, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Joseph Kitine
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Apr 5, 2020
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mary Kendi
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Mar 31, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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James Malima
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Mar 26, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Fadhili
Guest
Mar 25, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
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Elizabeth Malima
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Mar 24, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nyota
Guest
Mar 14, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 12, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Violet Mumo
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Mar 3, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Fatuma
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Feb 25, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Salma
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Feb 15, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 7, 2020
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Zakaria
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Feb 2, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Mwakisu
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Jan 29, 2020
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Salma
Guest
Jan 29, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 18, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 14, 2020
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Dec 30, 2019
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 10, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 4, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Majid
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Nov 30, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 27, 2019
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 15, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
