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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 5, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Shabani
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 28, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 1, 2019
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Issack
Guest
May 29, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sharifa
Guest
May 28, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Sultan
Guest
May 15, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 10, 2019
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 4, 2019
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 1, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Nashon
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 30, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Apr 29, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 26, 2019
😆 Still cracking up!
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Omar
Guest
Apr 16, 2019
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 22, 2019
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 9, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Feb 24, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
😄 You got me!
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Husna
Guest
Feb 1, 2019
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jan 31, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 20, 2019
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jan 15, 2019
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jan 13, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 7, 2019
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 5, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Salum
Guest
Nov 20, 2018
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 18, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 2, 2018
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 17, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 27, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 12, 2018
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 11, 2018
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 30, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Aug 21, 2018
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 9, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
