Kiza (Guest) on November 8, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Baraka (Guest) on October 23, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Mwachumu (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Kahina (Guest) on October 5, 2019

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 24, 2019

😂 So funny!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 23, 2019

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Khadija (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 10, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Kazija (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 31, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Shamim (Guest) on August 29, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

John Malisa (Guest) on August 23, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 12, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 25, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Arifa (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 18, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Salima (Guest) on June 7, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 31, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 15, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Baraka (Guest) on May 10, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Yahya (Guest) on April 21, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 18, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Kiza (Guest) on April 17, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

John Kamande (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Furaha (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Abdillah (Guest) on March 20, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 19, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mazrui (Guest) on February 4, 2019

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Salima (Guest) on January 31, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Halimah (Guest) on January 26, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Zawadi (Guest) on January 9, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

John Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 1, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 29, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Ibrahim (Guest) on December 16, 2018

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 10, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 4, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 1, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Grace Mligo (Guest) on December 1, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

John Mushi (Guest) on November 20, 2018

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on November 18, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 17, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 16, 2018

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Azima (Guest) on November 7, 2018

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 3, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Omari (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rukia (Guest) on October 28, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿